A major donor to the Conservative Party he’s a typical healthy looking aristocrat with no sinister intent. He’s only interested in “the truth”
🎩 Good day peasan…my friends. Just a short introduction to talk down to you….to talk in your language about my media empire’s plans to hijack all sources of information. Or to put it in laymen’s terms, create a “no spin zone” where only the unfiltered truth about how my friends in business and the Conservative and Unionist Party are really philanthropists and Do Gooders like Saville Row Santa Claus’s.
Now many of you know may me as the chap who bailed out the Tories when kind hearted Ian Dungbeetle Stiff was their leader.
Ian had decided to strap on the suicide incontinence trousers back then in a tight arsed outburst of quiet determination to make the party as obsolete as him. But I slid a few hundred million of the laundered stuff their way, escorted him to the bin, gerrymandered little 🐷y Cameron into the job and hey presto! Democracy was saved from the grasp of the tyrant Jock Broon.
Now I expected nothing on return for this act of generosity. Just a peerage, the job as Defence Secretary and the Trident contract. Sadly power went to little Davy’s head and he started believing he was running the show. He told me to stick my Trident contract where the🐷 don’t whine.
Now I’m not a bitter man. Spite is not in my DNA. So, as a small signal of my displeasure, I rushed out a bio of Dave entitled “Call me 🐷fucker” and reduced him to a global laughing stock. But it was done with love. Tough love.
So I saved the Conservatives, I saved democracy, I saved myself a helluva lot in tax and now I wish to save new media from revealing the truth….I mean spilling leftist lies.
On these pages you will meet my friends, columnists, liars and other Tories, the people who put the Grate into Britain. So let us go forward together. Yiu have nothing to lose but your liberty. 🎩
Lord Bucky would like it to be known that, despite the fact this next statement contradicts everything he just said, he is an unbiased neutral observer.